Fun With A
Welcome to Father Natures
Pet Ferret Rescue
A Pet Ferret is a magical creature. They think they can
hide blown-up balloons under the couch and this entertains them for hours on end, and their owners. Believe
me, my husband and I had aches and pains from belly laughs for hours watching our ferret, Amoreena (also
called ding-a-ling, because of the bell we had to attach to her with a thin piece of elastic so we could find
her in the house. Sometimes it came off and the captive would hid away.) All this game requires is your
ferret, A blown-up balloon (larger than the ferret), and an audience. Until the balloon POPS! Then REPEAT
again and again and again etc!
BUT HEED THE TEXT BELOW!
WARNING: If you want to rip your heart
out, buy a ferret and I only suggest this to a masochist, because even though they smell, poop in corners (before
you can get to them), and if you want your whole house to smell like a skunk. Purchase this fun-loving,
mischievous; get into every drawer in the house, Pet! WAIT, I forgot the couch, (don't forget to empty the couch
once a month for toys and dry food, they horde cat and dog food too.) Do not feed raw hamburger meat or you will
awaken the demon, in this awesome little magical creature. Did I mention the bonus, they have canines and
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